Cranky Cocky Funny Cockatoo Golf Balls | Set of 4

4 playable golf balls · 4 cheeky designs · Gift box included

$34.95 AUD

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Packed in Perth. Order before 2pm AWST Monday–Friday for same-day dispatch. Express available at checkout.

The designs & what’s included

Loud, cranky and impossible to ignore. Cranky Cocky puts four sulphur crested cockatoos on playable golf balls, complete with the attitude every Australian recognises from a 6am screech outside the bedroom window.

Anyone who has had a cocky strip the timber off their deck understands this bird. Putting it on a golf ball is barely an exaggeration.

Cockatoo golf balls with real construction

The prints go on a Surlyn cover over a high compression core, so the set does more than get a laugh at the unwrapping. He can put the balls in the bag and take the cranky cocky energy to the first tee.

Set details

4 cockatoo designs, one per ball, all different
Durable Surlyn cover, printed for on course use
Gift box included
$34.95, packed and posted from Perth

Good gift for

Husbands, boyfriends, dads, brothers and the loudest bloke in the golf group. Birthdays, Christmas and Father's Day all covered.

Featured in our Father's Day Gift Guide. More native characters in the Aussie golf gifts collection.

Delivery & returns

Processing Time
Order before 2pm AWST Monday to Friday for same-day dispatch. Later and weekend orders ship the next business day.

Standard Shipping

Single-set orders: $9.70
Buy 2 individual sets: 10% off + free Standard shipping, applied automatically
Buy 4+ individual sets: 15% off + free Standard shipping, applied automatically
Bundles: bundle price + free Standard shipping
WA: approximately 2–3 business days
Other Australian states: approximately 4–7 business days

Express Shipping

Regular cost: $15.70
WA: approximately 1–2 business days
Other Australian states: approximately 1–4 business days

Returns

30-day return policy
Products must be unused, unplayed and returned in their original packaging
Change-of-mind return shipping is at the customer’s expense

Buying it as a gift?

Do I need to know anything about golf?
No. Choose the jokes that sound most like him. Each individual set includes four playable golf balls with different designs.

Does it come in a gift box?
Yes. Each set comes in a black Bogey Blokes box with natural brown crinkle-cut paper filling.

Can he actually play with them?
Yes — these are real golf balls he can take onto the course.

Where does my order ship from?
We pack and dispatch from Perth, WA. Open Delivery & returns above for times and costs.

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