• Funny cockatoo novelty golf balls with Aussie golf slang quotes like “Rack Off, Ball” and “Stop Flying Off, Ball”, perfect novelty golf gift by Bogey Blokes Australia
  • Cockatoo golfer yelling with a raised club and the text Rack Off Ball printed on a novelty golf ball.
  • Angry cockatoo golfer gripping a golf club with the text Seriously Ball printed on a novelty golf ball.
  • Cockatoo golfer pointing upward with the text Stop Flying Off Ball printed on a novelty golf ball.
  • Frustrated cockatoo golfer holding a club with the text Straight Shots Nope printed on a novelty golf ball.
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Rated 4.8 customer rating 350+ gifts delivered

Cranky Cocky Funny Cockatoo Golf Balls | Set of 4

Cranky Cocky Funny Cockatoo Golf Balls | Set of 4

✓ 4 REAL PLAYABLE GOLF BALLS • DURABLE SURLYN • 4 UNIQUE DESIGNS • PACKED IN PERTH

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estimated delivery

August 1–3

Order placed
July 29
AUSPOST
July 29–30
Delivered
August 1–3

Product Description

Loud, cranky and impossible to ignore. Cranky Cocky puts classic cockatoo attitude onto four real playable golf balls for a gift that feels properly Australian.

Every ball has a different design, giving the golfer four chances to bring extra personality to the course. It is a strong choice when you want something fun and useful without needing to understand clubs, handicaps or golf gear.

Why Cranky Cocky makes gifting easy

  • Set of 4 real playable golf balls
  • Durable Surlyn construction made for actual rounds
  • Four different printed designs in every set
  • Packed and dispatched from Perth, Western Australia

Cheeky artwork on proper golf balls

The Surlyn construction is made for genuine rounds, so the set does more than earn an opening laugh. He can add the balls to his bag and bring the cranky cocky energy to his next game.

Perfect for birthdays, Christmas, Father's Day and gifts for husbands, boyfriends, dads, brothers or loud golf mates.

Shipping Information

Processing Time
Order before 2pm AWST Monday to Friday for same-day dispatch. Later and weekend orders ship the next business day.

Weekend Orders

  • Weekend orders ship the next business day

Standard Shipping

  • Cost: $12.70
  • WA: 2–3 business days
  • Other States: 4–7 business days

Express Shipping

  • Cost: $15.70
  • WA: 1–2 business days
  • Other States: 1–4 business days (normally takes 2 days)
  • Delivery may differ for country areas

Free Shipping

  • Orders of $120 or more (Australia only)

Returns

  • 30-day return policy
  • Products must be unused, unplayed and returned in their original packaging
  • Return shipping cost is at customer’s expense

F.A.Q.

Do you ship outside Australia?
Yes, We do ship outside of Australia.

Can I return my order?
Yes. We have a 30-day return policy. Products must be unused, unplayed and returned in their original packaging. Return shipping is at customer cost.

How do I start a return?
Email returns@bogeyblokes.com with your order number and we’ll send you instructions.

What if my item is damaged or wrong?
No worries, mate. If your item arrives damaged or incorrect, email support@bogeyblokes.com within 7 days and we’ll sort it.

Do you offer exchanges?
We don’t swap items directly. If you need a different item, place a new order once your refund has been processed.

Where are you based?
We’re proudly based in Perth, WA. All orders are packed and shipped from here.

Why Bogey Blokes?
Because golf’s too serious. We’re here to add some laughs, keep it cheeky, and deliver quality golf gear that stands out.

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LOVED BY GOLFERS. APPROVED BY GIFT-BUYERS.

Real reactions from people who wanted something funny, useful and not another boring golf gift.

Daniel G.
Bought these for myself and I’m genuinely impressed. The print is sharp, the balls feel like proper quality, and delivery was quick too.

Daniel G.

Sydney, Australia

Natalie W.
Actually made him laugh Got these for my partner and he cracked up as soon as he opened the box. The prints look really clear and the balls feel like proper ones, not cheap novelty balls.

Natalie W.

Melbourne, Australia

Jackie R.
Bought these as a birthday gift and was really happy with how they arrived. The box looks great and feels ready to give without needing extra wrapping.

Jackie R.

Brisbane, Australia

Sarah M.
Bought these for my husband and he thought they were hilarious. Nice packaging and they feel like proper golf balls too.

Sarah M.

Perth, Australia

Marcus J.
Got these for Dad and he had a good laugh. They arrived quickly, looked exactly like the photos and the box was nicely packed.

Marcus J.

Adelaide, Australia

Emily R.
Bought these for my brother and he loved them. Funny, well packed and the balls feel much better quality than I expected.

Emily R.

Canberra, Australia

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WHY BOGEY BLOKES HIT DIFFERENT

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FEELS LIKE A PROPER GIFT, NOT A GAG
HUMOUR THAT ACTUALLY FEELS ORIGINAL
BUILT TO BE PLAYED, NOT JUST LAUGHED AT
PROPER SURLYN CONSTRUCTION, NOT TOY BALLS
PRINTS THAT LAST ROUND AFTER ROUND
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