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Croc 'n' Roll Funny Golf Balls | Gift Set of 4

Croc 'n' Roll Funny Golf Balls | Gift Set of 4

4 playable golf balls · 4 cheeky designs · Gift box included

Regular price $34.95 AUD
Regular price Sale price $34.95 AUD
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Quantity

In Stock & Ready to Ship

Standard shipping $9.70 Buy 2+ sets for free standard shipping
Buying for two? Pick any 2 sets and save 10%.

Free standard shipping on 2+ individual sets. Pick 4+ and save 15%. Savings apply automatically at checkout.

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Packed in Perth. Order before 2pm AWST Monday–Friday for same-day dispatch. Express available at checkout.

The designs & what’s included

Looking for a funny golf gift with a proper Aussie bite? Croc 'n' Roll brings cheeky crocodile humour to four real golf balls he can actually take onto the course.

This set is made for the golfer who enjoys a laugh, gives his mates plenty of banter and does not need another mug, tie or pair of socks. Each ball carries a different croc design, turning an ordinary round into something worth talking about.

Weird enough to notice, real enough to play

These are not display balls or cheap plastic props. Every ball is a genuine Surlyn covered golf ball, so it handles rough shots, cart path bounces and the occasional visit to the water. Four different crocodile prints per set means the joke keeps going well past the first tee.

What you get

  • 4 crocodile printed golf balls, all four designs different
  • Surlyn cover over a high compression core, built for full rounds
  • Gift ready box, no wrapping needed
  • $34.95 per set, posted from Perth

Who it suits

Birthdays, Christmas, Secret Santa, Father's Day, or a surprise for a husband, boyfriend, dad or golf mate. Nothing to size, no brand preference to get wrong, no golf knowledge required to buy it.

Featured in our Funny Gifts for Men Who Golf guide. See more funny golf balls.

Delivery & returns

Processing Time
Order before 2pm AWST Monday to Friday for same-day dispatch. Later and weekend orders ship the next business day.

Standard Shipping

  • Single-set orders: $9.70
  • Buy 2 individual sets: 10% off + free Standard shipping, applied automatically
  • Buy 4+ individual sets: 15% off + free Standard shipping, applied automatically
  • Bundles: bundle price + free Standard shipping
  • WA: approximately 2–3 business days
  • Other Australian states: approximately 4–7 business days

Express Shipping

  • Regular cost: $15.70
  • WA: approximately 1–2 business days
  • Other Australian states: approximately 1–4 business days

Returns

  • 30-day return policy
  • Products must be unused, unplayed and returned in their original packaging
  • Change-of-mind return shipping is at the customer’s expense

Buying it as a gift?

Do I need to know anything about golf?
No. Choose the jokes that sound most like him. Each individual set includes four playable golf balls with different designs.

Does it come in a gift box?
Yes. Each set comes in a black Bogey Blokes box with natural brown crinkle-cut paper filling.

Can he actually play with them?
Yes — these are real golf balls he can take onto the course.

Where does my order ship from?
We pack and dispatch from Perth, WA. Open Delivery & returns above for times and costs.

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Black Bogey Blokes gift boxes with white round logo stickers and natural brown crinkle-cut paper filling
Our real packaging. Assorted designs shown; your order contains the set you select.

THE GIFT BOX IS INCLUDED

A proper gift.
A very unserious round.

Four cheeky, playable golf balls in each black Bogey Blokes box, nestled in natural brown crinkle-cut paper.

Pick the jokes that sound like him. We’ll take care of the box.

  • Four different designs in each individual set
  • Black gift box with our round logo sticker
  • Packed and dispatched from Perth, WA

Buying a bundle? Each included set comes in its own gift box.