Crypto Swingers Funny Golf Balls | Gift Set of 4

4 playable golf balls · 4 cheeky designs · Gift box included

$34.95 AUD

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Packed in Perth. Order before 2pm AWST Monday–Friday for same-day dispatch. Express available at checkout.

The designs & what’s included

When his portfolio and his handicap are both heading the same direction. Crypto Swingers puts four trading jokes on playable golf balls, for the bloke who checks the charts before he checks his tee time.

It is a rare gift that works on two obsessions at once. If he talks about entries, exits and conviction plays on the fairway, this one lands harder than anything golf specific would.

Trading humour that survives a full round

Every design sits on a Surlyn covered ball with a high compression core. Unlike most of what is in his portfolio, this holds its value all the way to the eighteenth.

What is included

4 crypto themed golf balls, four separate designs
Playable Surlyn construction
Gift boxed, ready to hand over
$34.95 per set, dispatched from Perth

Ideal for

Birthdays, Christmas, office gifts, trading mates, and golfers who genuinely believe the next one is going to the moon.

Featured in our Gifts for Him guide. See every design in the full gift set range.

Delivery & returns

Processing Time
Order before 2pm AWST Monday to Friday for same-day dispatch. Later and weekend orders ship the next business day.

Standard Shipping

Single-set orders: $9.70
Buy 2 individual sets: 10% off + free Standard shipping, applied automatically
Buy 4+ individual sets: 15% off + free Standard shipping, applied automatically
Bundles: bundle price + free Standard shipping
WA: approximately 2–3 business days
Other Australian states: approximately 4–7 business days

Express Shipping

Regular cost: $15.70
WA: approximately 1–2 business days
Other Australian states: approximately 1–4 business days

Returns

30-day return policy
Products must be unused, unplayed and returned in their original packaging
Change-of-mind return shipping is at the customer’s expense

Buying it as a gift?

Do I need to know anything about golf?
No. Choose the jokes that sound most like him. Each individual set includes four playable golf balls with different designs.

Does it come in a gift box?
Yes. Each set comes in a black Bogey Blokes box with natural brown crinkle-cut paper filling.

Can he actually play with them?
Yes — these are real golf balls he can take onto the course.

Where does my order ship from?
We pack and dispatch from Perth, WA. Open Delivery & returns above for times and costs.

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