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Duckin' Useless | Premium Novelty Golf Ball Set (4-Pack)
Duckin' Useless | Premium Novelty Golf Ball Set (4-Pack)
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Duckin Useless Premium Novelty Golf Balls
Bring some pure duck-level frustration to the fairway with our Duckin Useless set. Four premium golf balls featuring a grumpy duck who’s had enough of cursed courses and drama filled holes.
What you get
• Four unique Duckin Useless designs
• Quality Surlyn balls built for real play
• Durable prints that hold up round after round
Why golfers love it
• Aussie humour that hits harder than your tee shots
• Perfect gift for golf mates who live in the rough
• Adds personality to your bag without rinsing your wallet
Bring some feathered chaos to your next round. This set is ready to waddle into your cart.
- Free Shipping: Available on all orders over $150.
- Order Processing: All orders are processed within 24 hours
- Standard Delivery: Estimated 3–6 business days
- Western Australia Deliveries: 2–3 business days
- Interstate Deliveries: 2–5 business days
- 30-Day Return Policy: Items must be returned in original condition with tags attached
- Return Shipping: Costs are the responsibility of the customer.
What Our Customer Say
Real reviews from real golfers having a laugh
Bruce Mitchell
Sydney, NSW
Bought the Croc ’n’ Roll set for a mate’s birthday. He laughed so hard he nearly fell off the cart. Worth it just for the banter!
Karen Thompson
Melbourne, VIC
Hit one straight into the water first shot… but at least I did it with style. These balls are bloody hilarious
Dave Wilson
Brisbane, QLD
Didn’t fix my slice, but gave the boys something to stir me about all round. Love the designs
Sarah O'Connor
Perth, WA
Shipping was quick, balls look mint. Lost one to the bush already… fair dinkum, that’s golf.
Tony Ricci
Adelaide, SA
Got the Roo Crew set. My old man reckons they’re the best Father’s Day gift he’s had in years
Michelle Clarke
Hobart, TAS
Rocked up to comp with the Crypto Swingers balls, the whole clubhouse wanted to know where I got ’em. Instant icebreaker.
Greg Patterson
Canberra, ACT
Fairway Crocs had the boys in stitches. Honestly, half the fun is just pulling one out on the tee.
Jenny McDonald
Darwin, NT
Didn’t shave any strokes off me game, but bloody oath they made the round more fun. Good yarn starter.
Bruce Mitchell
Sydney, NSW
Bought the Croc ’n’ Roll set for a mate’s birthday. He laughed so hard he nearly fell off the cart. Worth it just for the banter!
Karen Thompson
Melbourne, VIC
Hit one straight into the water first shot… but at least I did it with style. These balls are bloody hilarious
Dave Wilson
Brisbane, QLD
Didn’t fix my slice, but gave the boys something to stir me about all round. Love the designs
Sarah O'Connor
Perth, WA
Shipping was quick, balls look mint. Lost one to the bush already… fair dinkum, that’s golf.
Tony Ricci
Adelaide, SA
Got the Roo Crew set. My old man reckons they’re the best Father’s Day gift he’s had in years
Michelle Clarke
Hobart, TAS
Rocked up to comp with the Crypto Swingers balls, the whole clubhouse wanted to know where I got ’em. Instant icebreaker.
Greg Patterson
Canberra, ACT
Fairway Crocs had the boys in stitches. Honestly, half the fun is just pulling one out on the tee.
Jenny McDonald
Darwin, NT
Didn’t shave any strokes off me game, but bloody oath they made the round more fun. Good yarn starter.