• Funny duck novelty golf balls with sarcastic golf quotes like “New Hole, Same Drama” and “What Are Ya Doing, Ball?”, perfect novelty golf gift by Bogey Blokes Australia
  • Angry duck golfer pointing his club at a golf ball with the text New Hole Same Drama printed on a novelty golf ball.
  • Frustrated duck golfer gripping a club with the text This Ball Hates Me printed on a novelty golf ball.
  • Annoyed duck golfer scratching his head with the text This Course Is Cursed printed on a novelty golf ball.
  • Grumpy duck golfer holding a club with the text What Are Ya Doing Ball printed on a novelty golf ball.
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Rated 4.8 customer rating 350+ gifts delivered

Duckin' Useless Funny Golf Balls | Gift Set of 4

Duckin' Useless Funny Golf Balls | Gift Set of 4

✓ 4 REAL PLAYABLE GOLF BALLS • DURABLE SURLYN • 4 UNIQUE DESIGNS • PACKED IN PERTH

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estimated delivery

August 1–3

Order placed
July 29
AUSPOST
July 29–30
Delivered
August 1–3

Product Description

New hole, same drama. Duckin' Useless turns the frustration of an average golf round into four funny duck golf balls he can genuinely play.

Each ball features a different grumpy duck design inspired by the thoughts golfers have after another questionable shot. The result is a gift that feels personal, gets an immediate laugh and keeps the banter alive on the course.

Why Duckin' Useless is a gift winner

  • Set of 4 real playable golf balls
  • Durable Surlyn construction made for actual rounds
  • Four different printed designs in every set
  • Packed and dispatched from Perth, Western Australia

Real golf balls, not useless novelty props

Durable Surlyn construction means these balls are built for proper rounds. He can laugh at the designs, put them in the bag and then blame the duck when the shot goes sideways.

Ideal for birthdays, Christmas, Father's Day, Secret Santa and gifts for husbands, boyfriends, dads or mates who bring drama to every hole.

Shipping Information

Processing Time
Order before 2pm AWST Monday to Friday for same-day dispatch. Later and weekend orders ship the next business day.

Weekend Orders

  • Weekend orders ship the next business day

Standard Shipping

  • Cost: $12.70
  • WA: 2–3 business days
  • Other States: 4–7 business days

Express Shipping

  • Cost: $15.70
  • WA: 1–2 business days
  • Other States: 1–4 business days (normally takes 2 days)
  • Delivery may differ for country areas

Free Shipping

  • Orders of $120 or more (Australia only)

Returns

  • 30-day return policy
  • Products must be unused, unplayed and returned in their original packaging
  • Return shipping cost is at customer’s expense

F.A.Q.

Do you ship outside Australia?
Yes, We do ship outside of Australia.

Can I return my order?
Yes. We have a 30-day return policy. Products must be unused, unplayed and returned in their original packaging. Return shipping is at customer cost.

How do I start a return?
Email returns@bogeyblokes.com with your order number and we’ll send you instructions.

What if my item is damaged or wrong?
No worries, mate. If your item arrives damaged or incorrect, email support@bogeyblokes.com within 7 days and we’ll sort it.

Do you offer exchanges?
We don’t swap items directly. If you need a different item, place a new order once your refund has been processed.

Where are you based?
We’re proudly based in Perth, WA. All orders are packed and shipped from here.

Why Bogey Blokes?
Because golf’s too serious. We’re here to add some laughs, keep it cheeky, and deliver quality golf gear that stands out.

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LOVED BY GOLFERS. APPROVED BY GIFT-BUYERS.

Real reactions from people who wanted something funny, useful and not another boring golf gift.

Daniel G.
Bought these for myself and I’m genuinely impressed. The print is sharp, the balls feel like proper quality, and delivery was quick too.

Daniel G.

Sydney, Australia

Natalie W.
Actually made him laugh Got these for my partner and he cracked up as soon as he opened the box. The prints look really clear and the balls feel like proper ones, not cheap novelty balls.

Natalie W.

Melbourne, Australia

Jackie R.
Bought these as a birthday gift and was really happy with how they arrived. The box looks great and feels ready to give without needing extra wrapping.

Jackie R.

Brisbane, Australia

Sarah M.
Bought these for my husband and he thought they were hilarious. Nice packaging and they feel like proper golf balls too.

Sarah M.

Perth, Australia

Marcus J.
Got these for Dad and he had a good laugh. They arrived quickly, looked exactly like the photos and the box was nicely packed.

Marcus J.

Adelaide, Australia

Emily R.
Bought these for my brother and he loved them. Funny, well packed and the balls feel much better quality than I expected.

Emily R.

Canberra, Australia

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WHY BOGEY BLOKES HIT DIFFERENT

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FEELS LIKE A PROPER GIFT, NOT A GAG
HUMOUR THAT ACTUALLY FEELS ORIGINAL
BUILT TO BE PLAYED, NOT JUST LAUGHED AT
PROPER SURLYN CONSTRUCTION, NOT TOY BALLS
PRINTS THAT LAST ROUND AFTER ROUND
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