• Funny cockatoo novelty golf balls with Aussie golf slang quotes like “Rack Off, Ball” and “Stop Flying Off, Ball”, perfect novelty golf gift by Bogey Blokes Australia
  • Cockatoo golfer yelling with a raised club and the text Rack Off Ball printed on a novelty golf ball.
  • Angry cockatoo golfer gripping a golf club with the text Seriously Ball printed on a novelty golf ball.
  • Cockatoo golfer pointing upward with the text Stop Flying Off Ball printed on a novelty golf ball.
  • Frustrated cockatoo golfer holding a club with the text Straight Shots Nope printed on a novelty golf ball.
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Funny Golf Balls Novelty Gift Set 4 Pack | Cranky Cocky

Funny Golf Balls Novelty Gift Set 4 Pack | Cranky Cocky

✅ THE GOLF GIFT HE'LL ACTUALLY USE (AND HIS MATES WILL WANT)

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April 7–9

Order placed
April 4
AUSPOST
April 4–5
Delivered
April 7–9

Product Description

Cranky Cocky Premium Novelty Golf Balls

Bring some Aussie attitude to the course with our Cranky Cocky set. Four premium golf balls featuring a cranky cockatoo who’s had enough of your slices and skyballs.

What you get

• Four unique Cranky Cocky designs
• Quality Surlyn balls built for real play
• Durable prints that can handle a beating

Why golfers love it

• Proper Aussie banter on every shot
• Fun gift for mates birthdays or golf days
• Adds personality to your bag without hurting your wallet

Lighten the mood and fire up the laughs. This set is ready to fly straight into your cart.

Shipping Information

Processing Time
All orders are processed within 24 hours.

Weekend Orders

  • Orders placed on Saturday & Sunday will be shipped out on Monday early morning
  • Orders placed on Saturday before 10 am are posted the same day from our end, but AusPost usually ships them out Monday morning

Standard Shipping

  • Cost: $9.70
  • WA: 2–3 business days
  • Other States: 4–7 business days

Express Shipping

  • Cost: $12.70
  • WA: 1–2 business days
  • Other States: 1–4 business days (normally takes 2 days)
  • Delivery may differ for country areas

Free Shipping

  • Orders over $150 (Australia only)

Returns

  • 30-day return policy
  • Items must be in original condition with tags attached
  • Return shipping cost is at customer’s expense

F.A.Q.

Do you ship outside Australia?
At the moment we ship within Australia only.

Can I return my order?
Yes. We have a 30-day return policy. Items must be unused, in original condition, and with tags/packaging. Return shipping is at customer cost.

How do I start a return?
Email returns@bogeyblokes.com with your order number and we’ll send you instructions.

What if my item is damaged or wrong?
No worries, mate. If your item arrives damaged or incorrect, email support@bogeyblokes.com within 7 days and we’ll sort it.

Do you offer exchanges?
We don’t swap items directly. If you need a different item, place a new order once your refund has been processed.

Where are you based?
We’re proudly based in Perth, WA. All orders are packed and shipped from here.

Why Bogey Blokes?
Because golf’s too serious. We’re here to add some laughs, keep it cheeky, and deliver quality golf gear that stands out.

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4.8★ RATED BY VERIFIED BUYERS

  • Belinda O'Neill
    Belinda O'Neill
    Wondai, QLD

    Bought this golf ball for my partner and he loves it. He can't wait to show it off and hit the fairway with it...no pun intended. As advertised, great communication from Bogey Blo…

    Melody S.
    Melody S.
    Huntingdale, WA

    Quick and easy purchasing process - will no doubt be a hit when my husband opens his present on Christmas morning!

    Wayne Phillips
    Wayne Phillips
    Lilydale, VIC

    The balls look great, I'm not sure whether our son will be happy, but we are and that's all that matters. Thanks for the prompt delivery and also the info regarding the delivery p…

  • Oliver M.
    Oliver M.
    Perth

    Fast delivery, nice packaging, and everyone had a laugh when they saw them.

    Thomas S.
    Thomas S.
    Darwin

    Bought these as a joke gift and ended up wanting a set for myself.

    Lucas B.
    Lucas B.
    Gold Coast

    Didn’t expect much but they’re actually good quality. Not cheap rubbish.

  • Noah T.
    Noah T.
    Brisbane

    Gave these to a mate for his birthday and they were the highlight of the day.

    Liam R.
    Liam R.
    Melbourne

    Played a full round with them no worries. Prints still look mint.

    James K.
    James K.
    Adelaide

    Funny designs but they still feel good off the club.

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